pinned post for mobile, just a copy of what’s on my about page ♥️
if we wanna save tumblr we just have to put on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen
Sorry to all of the people who had to flee book Twitter because of Elon. I can simulate it for you right here though!
Author who wrote a YA book called something like "Crown of Suck and Bone": I wish I could put my English teacher down with a bolt gun for making me read Shakespeare instead of REAL literature like Love Simon in high school
Former Ana Mardoll reply guy: This. LITERALLY this. Expecting people like me, who have synesthesia, to read Shakespeare is rooted in
Person whose profile pic is Dostoevsky w/ huge naturals: I hope the world blows up tomorrow
Still thinking about how much Prey slapped
- slightly bruised wolf
Rare French 50’s Snake Sunglasses by Paulette Guinet
Item: Lens-Holding Serpent, a brass snake that, once attuned, will convert itself into a frame to hold lenses to your eyes.
even a dope soul such as yourself needs a walk by a river
sometimes, the only way i know my roommate is still alive is the $30 cheese that appears and disappears from our fridge
human refilled my water bowl!
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world's most scared girl spotted getting an iced beverage
sometimes, the only way i know my roommate is still alive is the $30 cheese that appears and disappears from our fridge